Jess: How horrible would it be to be held down by Hulk Hogan as Randy Savage...snaps into my slim jim?
Crack don't smoke itself.
Kelly: What can follow Hootie? BUT HOOTIE.
Anton: I invented Racing Stripe. Not Racing Stripes.
Kelly: Racist Stripes?
Kelly: Because I invented those. I was the first one to put pinstripes on my sheets.
During an arguement about Sheryl Crow's intentions:
Kelly: You're right, I am looking at it through vagina-colored glasses.
While rocking out to 'Girlfriend'
Kelly: We're having a Pebbles moment.
Anton: I shoulda known.
Kelly: You're in the way of the news!
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