In attendance: Kelly, Sarah, Jessi, High Maintenance Molly
Kelly/Sarah combo: "I rue the day I'm in my own ass."
(All Sheryl Crow songs are about anal sex)
Jess: "..and by leaving las vegas, I mean my colon."
Jess: "My Little Ponies are whores."
Molly: "That's great."
Kelly tells the story of Gus, The Legend
Sweaty "Atkins" Pancakes
"If it makes Jessica happyyyyyyyyyy, Kelly will be that saaaaaaaad."
Kelly: "The shine off the metallic rods."
Jess: "Your psychological profile said you're attracted to danger...that became clear when you started DATING MY BEST FRIEND."
Molly: "You and Kelly are like the two muppets up in the balcony..."
Jess: "Did she just say jew muppets up in the balcony?"
Jess: "I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight."
Jess: "I'm Pat Benetar, have you been?"
Billy Joel "Substitute the ivories for clitoris'."
Kelly: "Why don't we stop worrying about the duck, and get down."
WHAT THE FUCK, WAIFY??
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