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Subject:Minutes from 4/02/04 two for one action
Time:09:01 am
In attendance: Kelly, Sarah, Jessi, High Maintenance Molly

Kelly/Sarah combo: "I rue the day I'm in my own ass."

(All Sheryl Crow songs are about anal sex)
Jess: "..and by leaving las vegas, I mean my colon."

Jess: "My Little Ponies are whores."

Molly: "That's great."

Kelly tells the story of Gus, The Legend

Sweaty "Atkins" Pancakes

"If it makes Jessica happyyyyyyyyyy, Kelly will be that saaaaaaaad."

Kelly: "The shine off the metallic rods."

Jess: "Your psychological profile said you're attracted to danger...that became clear when you started DATING MY BEST FRIEND."

"Crusty...what?"

Molly: "You and Kelly are like the two muppets up in the balcony..."
Jess: "Did she just say jew muppets up in the balcony?"

Jess: "I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight."

Jess: "I'm Pat Benetar, have you been?"

Billy Joel "Substitute the ivories for clitoris'."

Kelly: "Why don't we stop worrying about the duck, and get down."

WHAT THE FUCK, WAIFY??
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